I'm 6'2" and handsome
Ask anyone who's met me
I'm rich and bored and happy
Come on line and get me

Every woman wants me
But I'm looking for the one
That special little lady
For fantasy and fun

My life is so fulfilling
I'm out most every night
I only roam the internet
On days when it is quiet

Rare though this occurrence be
The body must have rest
So on the nights I stay at home
This does as second best

My body is a work of art
I'll send a photo soon
Adonis in a birthday suit
The women always swoon

So, If you'd like to talk to me
And send a steamy greeting
Make sure it's on a Monday
When my wife is at her meeting