It’s
not terribly sane to call your son Wayne,
When
your last name is Wayne as well.
It
may make you smile, but pause for awhile,
A
name carries a sort of a spell.
Think
of the child, born so meek and mild,
Growing
up and going to school.
He’ll
be pitied and scorned, wish he’d never be born,
His
name makes him feel such a fool.
Think
of the drain of being Wayne Wayne.
In
class, and also at play.
What
do you do when folks laugh at you
For
being a Wayne night and day.
“How
d’ do, what name have you?”
Strangers
must feel like a curse.
Do
you give your true name, with all of its shame?
Or
do you lie and deceive and get terse.
The
jokes people tell. It’s like
living in hell.
And
pain doesn’t just make you tougher.
It
makes you grow small, like you’re not here at all.
You
hide it but continue to suffer.
So
think once again before giving a name.
Torture
can start with a sound.
Make
the name strong and bold, so when he’s grown old,
He’ll
be proud of the name that you found.
Which
returns us to Wayne with his second name Wayne,
How
did his face end in grins?
Well,
for a small fee, he sought a legal decree,
And
changed his name to Wayne Wins!
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