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Letters
to Michael
(A visionary novel)
If
you've ever wondered what will happen when you die … if you've
ever wanted to meet your Guardian Angel and learn the lessons of
freedom and love, you simply have to read "Letters
to Michael".
Prepare to cry and laugh out loud and feel good all
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Bright Light Café
Quotes
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"People
say the Funniest Things"
1,
2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7,
8, 9, 10,
11, 12, 13,
14, 15,
16,
17, 18, 19,
20, 21, 22,
23, 24, 25,
26, 27, 28,
29, 30, 31.
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1.
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Not
a shred of evidence exists in favour of the idea that life is meant
to be serious.
Brendan Gill
Miles of Smiles
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2.
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If
I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Abraham Lincoln
(1809-1865)
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3.
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The
trouble with the rat race is that even if you win,
you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin
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4.
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I
know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man,
and I hate people like that!
Tom Lehrer
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5.
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According
to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are
totally worthless.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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6.
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It
is bad luck to be superstitious.
Andrew W. Mathis
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7.
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I
can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
Joe Walsh
Basket of Smiles
Pitts, Sharon
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8.
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I
think it would be a good idea.
Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948),
when asked what he thought of Western civilization
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9.
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If
stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us
out?
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Laughter and Love Spoken Here
Yarbrough, Beth
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10.
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Anyone
who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head
examined.
Samuel Goldwyn
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11.
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This
sentence contradicts itself - no actually it doesn't.
Doug Hofstadter
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12.
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I'm
gonna live forever, or die trying.
Joseph Heller: Catch-22
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13.
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All
the world's a stage and most of us are desperately
unrehearsed.
Sean O'Casey
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14.
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I
don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
Marshall McLuhan
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15.
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The
difference between a flower and a weed is a judgement.
Unknown
Jimson Weed
Kalman, Bela
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16.
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Even
if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you
just sit there!
Will Rogers
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17.
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I
don't think anyone should write their autobiography until
after they're dead.
Samuel Goldwyn
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18.
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A
halo only has to fall a couple of inches to become a
noose.
Farmer's Almanac
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19.
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It's
like déjà vu all over again.
Yogi Berra
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20.
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My
life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
Ashleigh Brilliant
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21.
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You
can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
Dorothy
Parker
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22.
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Space
travel is utter bilge.
Richard Woolley, (U.K. Astronomer Royal, in 1956, one year
before Sputnik)
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23. |
I
think there's a world market for about five computers.
Thomas
Watson, (Founder of IBM)
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24. |
People
find life entirely too time-consuming.
Stanislaw J. Lec
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25. |
Never
judge a book by its movie.
J. W. Eagan
Laughter
Gillberry, Stephen
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26. |
Natives who beat drums to
drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart
Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
Mary Ellen Kelly
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27. |
Brevity
is the soul of lingerie.
Dorothy Parker
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28. |
Occasionally, I have to
think like myself to remember where I put something.
Sue S. Taylor
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29. |
If confusion is the first
step to knowledge, I must be a genius.
Larry Leissner
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30. |
If
I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man
alive.
Samuel Goldwyn
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31.
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Take
care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
Dorothy Parker
Tinkerbell - Pure Magic
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